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"RED-NECK" ENDORSED 4' YORK RAKE (PULL BEHIND) - $149 (SAUGERTIES)

"RED-NECK" ENDORSED 4' YORK RAKE (PULL BEHIND) 1 thumbnail"RED-NECK" ENDORSED 4' YORK RAKE (PULL BEHIND) 2 thumbnail"RED-NECK" ENDORSED 4' YORK RAKE (PULL BEHIND) 3 thumbnail
condition: like new
make / manufacturer: YORK RAKE
model name / number: PULL TYPE
size / dimensions: 4 FOOTER
BRAND NEW - "PATENT PENDING" (RED-NECK ENDORSED) 4' PULL-BEHIND LANDSCAPE RAKE, THE ADD-ON BALLAST BLOCK (WHICH ALSO DOUBLES AS A SEAT FOR USE AROUND UR "COORS LITE BON-FIRE RING") IS EASILY ADJUSTABLE FOR DIFFERENT SOIL CONDITIONS, ALL ALUMINUM CONSTRUCTION FOR LONGEVITY, EASILY DISASSEMBLES FOR COMPACT STORAGE (FYI--INCLUDED BUN-JEE CORD CAN ALSO BE UTILIZED TO HOLD UR PICK-UP TRUCKS ROTTED TAILGATE ON DURING OFF-SEASON STORAGE - LMFAO!!), IT CAN BE PULLED BY - QUAD, SNOWMOBILE, PICKUP TRUCK W/ NO MUFFLER, UR ONE-EYED "BF" DRINKING BUDDY, SEARS "SUBURBAN" TRAKTOR, STOLEN COP CAR (UR BUDDIES WILL LOVE THE SIREN/FLASHING LIGHTS DURING UR LATE NIGHT LANDSCAPING ATTEMPTS), UR KIDS "BIG WHEEL" TRIKE, HORSE, TRAINED HAMSTER, ROGUE ROOSTER, GOAT, BOA-CONSTRICTOR, CAPTURED "BIG-FOOT" OR SASQUATCH, GOLD FISH (WITH WATER FEED OPTION, OF COURSE, WHICH IS AVAILABLE FOR AN ADDITIONAL $5.99 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING) ALSO ANNOYING "CITY TRANSPLANT" NEIGHBOR, EX-WIFE, BURRO, LARGE GEESE, CADDIE "ESCALADE" OR ANY HIGH HORSEPOWER 4WD SUV WITH MUDDER TIRES & BRUSH GUARDS OR JUST U!! -AVAILABLE AT THE PRE-PATENT SPECIAL LOW PRICING OF $149.97, GIT URS 2DAY!!!! CALL 1-800-RED-NECK (A DIVISION OF "POP-A-TOP" BEER DISTRIBUTORS, INC) - RON, 6/23 #3890

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